tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post6764297706905585451..comments2023-02-23T10:08:40.416-07:00Comments on bob's bs - by Bob DeLong: Double Petuniabob's bshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05630060352238613881noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-61598673632058991052018-01-23T20:32:09.834-07:002018-01-23T20:32:09.834-07:00My mom taught us this. She was from Tennessee
My mom taught us this. She was from Tennessee<br />Carol - I'm 13https://www.blogger.com/profile/18218014499315099363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-22177957673227295282015-11-12T23:56:41.559-07:002015-11-12T23:56:41.559-07:00Ours is
Do you know the difference between a sing...Ours is<br /><br />Do you know the difference between a single petunia and a double petunia?<br />A single petunia is a flower you eat like a sausage<br />You can be arrested for sausage and battery, that's a crime<br />Monkeys crime trees, tree's a crowd<br />Roosters crowd in the morning, and that's a noise<br />you have a noise on your face, and also two eyes<br />the opposite of eyes is nays, horses nays<br />A little horse is a colt<br />If you go to bed with a colt, you're liable to wake up with a double petunia.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-13414169480305579982015-06-25T14:55:49.449-06:002015-06-25T14:55:49.449-06:00Got mine from my mother's family who come even...Got mine from my mother's family who come eventually from California to Ga. In the 20's.Obviously my has lost some to memory but always been family fun.C. Seely Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15489006084474247200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-86638452830320617322015-06-25T14:55:15.441-06:002015-06-25T14:55:15.441-06:00Mine comes from my mother's family out of Cali...Mine comes from my mother's family out of California. Obviously lacking verse from my p9or memory.C. Seely Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15489006084474247200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-16819394737262085142015-06-24T18:26:22.463-06:002015-06-24T18:26:22.463-06:00My mother would say in response to the question, &...My mother would say in response to the question, "what's a petunia?"<br /><br />A petunia is a kind of a flower like a begonia. A begonia is a kind of assausage. Assausage and battery is a crime. Monkeys crime trees; threes a crowd. The rooster crowd in the morning waking the colt, that developed into double petunia.Addy Wireshurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05084950814207679461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9011928791054670146.post-62451864416460796732009-12-08T13:25:47.877-07:002009-12-08T13:25:47.877-07:00I just stumbled on this; my dad used to recite it ...I just stumbled on this; my dad used to recite it when I was a kid, and I believe he got it from my Grandfather, who was born in 1916. I had always assumed it was a vaudeville routine or something like that. The version we tell is this:<br /><br />What happens when you go to bed with a little colt?<br />You wake up with double petunias!<br />Double petunias is like begonias.<br />Begonias and salami make sausage.<br />Sausage and battery is a crime.<br />Monkeys crime trees.<br />Trees a crowd.<br />The rooster got up in the morning and crowd. Made an awful noise.<br />Like the eyes and noise on your face.<br />Eyes is opposite Nays.<br />Horses nays, and also have little colts.<br /><br />What happens if you go to bed with a little colt? You wake up with double petunias!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08243022907854883088noreply@blogger.com