There Should Be A Petition

To ban sunglasses on wives.

I truly hate it when Marilee wears her sunglasses. The ones she wears all the time are so dark, one cannot see behind them. Oh, I'm sure she can see through them; I just can't see what she's looking at.

That steely glare she gave me last night at Penney's would have been lost if she'd been wearing her shades; then again, she would have gotten her fair share of stares for wearing them indoors.