Internet Users Live Longer

It says so in the Deseret News this morning.

Well, sorta.

The Statistical Abstract of the United States 2010, also known as the
"Uncle Sam Almanac", available in its 129th annual edition, states that Utah is second only to Alaska in the number of deaths per 1,000 residents (Utah 5.3 vs. Alaska's 5.1).

Further, Utah is second only to our neighbor to the extreme north in internet usage - 82% to Alaska's 84.3%.

So, using the same formulaic wizardry that professional survey takers use - read: "The ability to pull numbers out of your ass" - Internet users live longer.

But only if you live in Alaska.