Saturday, May 1

There's a Walmart in Ephraim?

Ephraim? Really?

I know this because I was there yesterday. Well, sort of. I was in town working on an [expletive deleted]. Or would have been, had the power been on in the building. Seems that a power line had gone out somewhere near Santaquin. No, it really did happen, though there's no report of it anywhere.


OK, so I can't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that it happened.


Ephraim is one of those towns so far out of the way that in the almost twenty-five years of my existence in Utah that I'd never been there. And since my visit was less than a half-hour, and didn't even make it into town (the Walmart is on the outskirts), I'm pretty much certain I saw enough.

By the way, I think I may have solved one of the great mysteries of modern times:

The "E" in "BFE" stands for Ephraim.

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