Here's A Bumper Sticker Idea

"My crow is smarter than your honor student".

What's that, you say?

Get this: While "everyone" knows about primates using sticks and blades of grass to extricate termites out of an anthill for food, crows have been documented as having those same behaviors. Yes, CROWS.

From the National Geographic.

Yes, that article is from 2008. And I haven't posted for a MONTH. Be grateful I'm still alive, just not terribly creative lately, at least in the writing sense.

And yes, I still think it's the drugs.