Fifty-Fifty Chances

Yes or No?

Right or Left?

This or That?

In just about every situation where you have a choice to make, it'll be the correct one.

Or not.

(Don't confuse the facts if there are more than two variables. My head will asplode.)

So I've said before I WILL NOT WRITE ABOUT WORK. But THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

Emergency! Computer down! Everyone drop what they're doing! The PC will not communicate! It's acting like the cables are backw...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Reported as a power failure that did not restore, this particular PC would not boot. Customer even tried rebooting it himself. Still no go.

A friggin' sixty-two mile trip.

SOMEONE, while installing a new bit o' hardware in the same rack as the one I was to work on, did not lable the cables as to what goes where. Since there's a fifty-fifty chance of getting it right, you can guess the outcome.

It was the OTHER fifty percent.