Sunday, December 20

My Wife Is An Alien

How do I know this? She told me so.

[I see your brow, how furrowed it is. Trust me, this actually makes sense.]

Besides - how many men suspect their spouses are from another planet? Thought so.

Think of it this way, with the following two examples:

Chewbacca. Chewie can understand everyone else, but only speaks Wookie, thus no one understands Chewie.

R2-D2. R2 understands everyone else, yet only squeaks and beeps, so no one understands R2.

In the above examples, Marilee is Chewbacca and R2-D2. No one understands her, yet understands everyone else.

See? Marilee is from a galaxy far, far away.

After all, she does have eyes in the back of her head.

1 comment:

Mike said...

3 observations:

1. Women are from Venus...or so a famous book title claims.

2. C3PO translated all of the time for R2D2.

3. I've been trying to grow eyes in the back of my head ever since I started repairing ATMs. Does your wife have any suggestions?

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